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tell me another one

Apr 23 '14
Apr 22 '14

astute-lab-rat said: I get texts and voicemails hours later. Maybe call them? I was at a convention and I thought my buddies had ditched me! But I got everyone’s texts (and my mom’s) 4 hours later.

I hadn’t left my house yet (was texting to figure out what time we were supposed to meet because it was never decided beyond “tuesday evening”) and phone calls make me anxious so lol no

we’ve texted before without weird delays and she could message me online if she wanted to

notforked said: omg. better be a good reason or im flying to nyc to beat that jerk up.

<3 I honestly don’t care that much, dating is like a weird experiment I force myself to participate in every once in a while

Apr 22 '14

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

Apr 22 '14

either some serious phone malfunctions are happening or I’m being stood up for a date

Apr 22 '14

pastische:

Headcanon that Sherlock secretly preserved the rose Irene sent him while he was in hospital and keeps it in the drawer with her mobile.

Apr 22 '14
tastefullyoffensive:

One donut to rule them all. [mirachravaia]

tastefullyoffensive:

One donut to rule them all. [mirachravaia]

Apr 22 '14
pinksugardoll:

MY SHOE TREE OWNS ALL SHOE TREES. And it’s even on a pole, holla.

pinksugardoll:

MY SHOE TREE OWNS ALL SHOE TREES. And it’s even on a pole, holla.

Apr 22 '14

feignedsobriquet:

party at the brownstone. byo lettuce

Apr 22 '14
Rilo Kiley - A Better Son/Daughter (The Execution of All Things)

You’ll be better and you’ll be smarter
And more grown up and a better daughter or son
And a real good friend
And you’ll be awake, you’ll be alert
You’ll be positive though it hurts
And you’ll laugh and embrace all your friends
You’ll be a real good listener
You’ll be honest, you’ll be brave
You’ll be handsome and you’ll be beautiful
You’ll be happy

Apr 22 '14
holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)