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tell me another one

Jul 30 '14

cosimahellahaus:

If Daenerys and Margaery were ever to meet, do you think that they woud get along or would there be some tension between them?

 (via sarhamanninq)

(Source: stormborns)

Jul 29 '14

robthefrench asked:

Dear past you!

dear past jess,

don’t worry, you will get out of ohio!! you should maybe try harder to get a job or two before college though because your resume is garbage and your degree will be worthless without grad school (which we still can’t afford yet, sry. maybe buy some lotto tickets?).

also you really shouldn’t save your aim chatlogs to the desktop. dad will find them and mistake your nerdy online roleplay for cybersex with old pedos and you’ll get grounded from the internet. it’s a bad time. don’t do it. on a related note, stop calling people long distance from the house phone geez.

love, present jess

ps: we grow up super hot!

Jul 29 '14

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade)

Jul 29 '14
arsenicinshell:

Steel mermaid corset by Fiori Couture

arsenicinshell:

Steel mermaid corset by Fiori Couture

Jul 29 '14
lndt:

yeah ellie lighten up

lndt:

yeah ellie lighten up

Jul 29 '14

(Source: katevav)

Jul 29 '14
  • Matt: "Yeah, I'm a big fan of Horrors in the basement you gotta feed."
  • Pat: "You HAVE to feed it. Like I know you're like, 'killing people for their souls is wrong,' but like do you wanna NOT feed the thing in the basement!?"
Jul 29 '14

Anonymous asked:

dear person i hate

dear person I hate,

there are so many of you! how can I possibly choose? I have probably already ranted at length about why you suck and I would just be repeating myself. + some of you honestly don’t even deserve personalized letters because you are just that terrible.

oh! wait. crap roomie. I suppose this dubious honor will go to you because you were home this morning and slammed EVERY DOOR, as usual. why do you do that? were you never taught to shut doors like a normal person? what is wrong with you? pls stay primarily at your gf’s place these last few weeks of living together or I may be tempted to do something awful.

Jul 29 '14

lyricallucas:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Dude this sounds fun

(Source: wishtoconfess)

Jul 28 '14