March 2012
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What Lot's Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn't A...
notforked:
eating-poetry:
Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark?
When our first daughter was born on the River Jordan, when our second cracked her pink head from my body like a...
deducingwiththedoctor:paulmcfruity:fuckyeahmercury:...
Trufax
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Anonymous asked: I thought I would bring to your...
justjasper:
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. You must be new.
There is no such thing as “real beauty”.
Someone having an eating disorder doesn’t mean they can’t be beautiful.
“Lucky genetics”, whatever that shit means, is no reason to disregard someone.
Lumping conventional attractiveness and eating disorders together as if they are pack-and-parcel together is gross.
The blog title is...
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